Aqal kya hoti ha?

Aqal kya hoti ha?

Asman ne kaha boht buland hoti ha

Zamen ne kaha boht wasee hoti ha

Samandr ne kaha boht gehri hoti ha

OR

Pathan ne kaha

"Wo kiya hoti ha"

Teacher and Student

Teacher:

Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:

Shadi...

Teacher:

Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:

Dulha...

Teacher:

Oho... I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:

Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo... Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:

Nikaah.

3bachön wali 1 bewa

3bachön wali 1 bewa orat ne

3bachon wale shohar se shadi ki,

shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye

1din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai. Wife ne shohar ko fone kia:

Jaldi ghar ajain ap k bache aor mere bache mil kar hamare bachon ko mar rahe hain.:-D

Wishng U. . . :-)

Wishng U. . . :-)

The Last Afternoon of 2009.

May ALLAH shower all His Blessings upon U & Ur all Wishes come True in up coming years!

A busy life makes prayers harder..

A busy life makes prayers harder..

But prayers make a hard and busy life easier..

So always keep praying and remember me in ur prayers...

,',"GHAZAL",',

Sitara Hamari Qismat Ka us se Mila Hi Nhi,

Wo Kese Hota Hamara,

Aisa Kbhe Howa Hi Nhi,

Hum Ne Apni Hur Khushi Dusron men Baant Di,

Kisi Ne Hume Kia Dia,

Ye Kbhi Socha Hi Nhi,

Baaton Baaton men Mohabat Is Qadar Barh Gai,

Use Ab Bhool Jaen Kese,

Itna Hosla Hi Nhi,

Hr Kisi Ne Humen Matlab tak Pyar Kia,

Koi Humsafar Ban Kr Sath Chala Hi Nhi,

Hr Koi Meri Chahat Ko Mazaq Samajta Raha,

Dil Me He Dard Kitna Koi Samjha Hi Nhi.

[Fatwa]

Aisa Islami Msg Jis Me Qasam Di Jae, Ya Kaha Jae K Ye Msg Karo Gy To Achi Khabar Mile Gi, Warna Unlucky Raho Gy Aise Msg Krna Gunah-e Kabira Hai.Jo Msg Fwd Ho Chuky Hen, Un Pr Taubba Krni chahiye Aur Ainda Aisa Na Kia Jae. (Mufti Akmal SB. Q.Tv)

Aa, khain door chalain jain hum

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Aa,

khain door chalain jain hum,

Döor itna k humain chou na sakay koi BOMB;-)

"Very impOrtnt msg 4 U"

Decmber Saal ka last month chal raha hy agr mene apko koi dukh dya ho ya meri wajah se apko koi taklef hui ho tu

zara sochiye..Pehle ap ne hi koi bat ke hoge,wrna aisa tu ho hi nhi sakta k mere jesa...

Masoom,

Shareef,

Samajhdar,

Nice,

Ba ekhlaq insan ap ko kuch kahy.ap mujse muafi mang len Dil ka mai bht nice hon shyad muaf kr dun.. Batana mera farz tha Baqi apki marzi..Shukriya

"Zardari pe Mazmoon"

Ye Manhoos 1954 May Peda huway

Aap ne bagairti ki ibtedai taleem apne mohallay k

Kanjar public school se hasil ki

Phir alaa taleem k lia

Dakait college main dakhila lia

Aap nay Jab Dakait hone ka Ph.D Certificate hasil kia to Aap ki umar sirf 19 saal thi

Phir Benazir se Shadi kr k Aap Ne professional Bagairti ka aghaz kia.

Iskay bad apnay mulk lootne mein apna muqam banaya.

Aapki tareekh-e-wafat ka sab ko shidat se intizar ha...

Amazing Fact about the Age of Presidents of Pakistan.

Amazing Fact about the Age of Presidents of Pakistan.

Sikandar Mirza.

Died At the Age of 64 Yrs.

Ayub Khan.

Died At the Age of 64 Yrs.

Yahya Khan.

Died At the Age of 64 Yrs.

Fazal Elahi.

Died At the Age of 64 Yrs.

Zia ul Haq.

Died At the Age of 64 Yrs.

&

Asif Zardari will be 64 in 2010.

Awam sy appeal hy k Sabr sy kaam lein,

1 Mahinay ki hi to baat hy.

Dil to krta hy

Dil to krta

hy zindge ko

kisi "Qatil"

k

Hawaly kr don =Sagar"=

Judai m ye ROOZ ROOZ

Ka "MARNA"

mujhy acha nhi lgta.

Verified msg as i receivd:

Verified msg as i receivd:

Hum kehty hain

1-Haleem ko Aag pe charha dia.

2-Haleem ko Ghota lagaya.

3-Haleem Jal gya.

4-Haleem kharab ho gaya.

5- Haleem thanda ho gaya

Waghera waghera.

Jb k Haleem Allah pak ka sifati nam hy. Jis k maney hen BURDBAR. HM ne Allah k nam ko 1 dish ka nam de diya hy. Jb k us dish ka sahi nam DALEEM hy. Jo k dalye se nkla hy. Is malomat ko aagy barhayen ta k hm kufr krne s aur ALLAH k nam ki be adbi karne se bachen.

New Year

.+" "+" "+.

". WISH ." "+. U .+" "*" *

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*._.*BEAUTIFUL*._.*

*._.*DAYS*._.*

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*._*OF*

*._2010_.* *._.MUBARAK*._.*

New Year

Kehta hai pal pal tum se hoke dil ye deewana!

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1 din ke bad NEW YEAR hai Khoob Rager Rager k nahana.

Advance

HaPpY NeW YeAr 2010.

REALITY OF LIFE :

Duniya mai jitnay b naik MARD hain woh AURAT ki waja say hain

Kuch Biwi k darr say ..

Kuch Hooron k Chakkar mai ...

Pathan

Lo G ! Ab Peshawar Waly Pathano Ne Ek Or Faisla Kiya Hy..!

Agar Saudi Arab Me Barish Hogi To

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Peshawar Me sary Pathan Chatri Lekar Ghoomein ge ;->

Us ne bhi lot k aany me umar ganwa di "FARAZ

Us ne bhi lot k aany me umar ganwa di "FARAZ

", Jis ko so bar kha tha sham na hone dena.

"EK HAQIQAT"

"EK HAQIQAT"

Main maut se darta hon buhat pr 1din marna hai zaror,

Main kafan dekh kr Laraz jata hon par 1din pehanna hai zaror,

Main janaza dekh kr ghamgin ho jata hon par 1din mera janaza uthna hai zaror,

Main qabar ke andhere se kanp jata hon pr isme rehna hai zaror,

Ye dunya achhi lagti hai pr isko chhor kr jana hai zaror,

Phir bhi humne akhirat ki tayyari nahi ki aur

ALLAH

ko hisab dena hai zaror...

"Think about"

Kai sawaal Dil mein lay kar jawaab Dhondne Nikly thy.

Kai sawaal Dil mein lay kar jawaab Dhondne Nikly thy.

Ham Be'wafaon ki Basti se wafa Dhondne Nikly thy.

Kya ajab silsala tha un ki muskarahton ka

Ham un Muskurahaton par jaaN Denay Nikly thy.

Kya andaaz tha us ki Mehkti houi chahton ka.

A punjabi kurri

A punjabi kurri went to Sardar's shop & said:

"Lipton di chaa hai"

Sardar G:

"Meno te nahi hai Teno ha te lipt jaaa Best,N.U

4 Jagon ma

4 Jagon ma

4 Chezon pr Qaabo Rako!

1.Kisi k ghar me Ankhon pr,

2.Dastarkhan pe apne Hathon pr,

3.Mehfil me apni Zuban pr,

4.Ibadat me apne khayalat par

Good nyt

New Year

2010 is coming

Before 2009 ends, let me thank all the good people like U who made my 2009 beautiful.I pray u b blessed with a faithful year ahead.

I wish U a fantastic January

Loveable February

Marvelous March

Foolish April

Enjoyable May

Successful June

Wonderful July

Independent August

Powerful September

Tastiest October

Beautiful November

Happiest December

Have a VICTORIOUS year!

Hope I am the first 1 who wished U for the 12 months of 2010

New Year

2010 is coming,Befor 2009 ends,let me thanx all the good people like u,who made 2009 beautiful 4 me.I pray u b blessed with faithful year a head.

Happy new year

Na Rahi Aaj Wo Apni Kahani

Na Rahi Aaj Wo Apni Kahani

Na Wo Haseen Din, Na Wo Raatein Suhani

Phr B Hmein Azeez Hain UnKi Hr Nishani

Chahe Wo Dil Ka Dard Ho Ya Aankhon Ka Paani.!

Shama Jali To Parwane Bane..

Shama Jali To Parwane Bane..

Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane..

Aey dost Apni Birth-Date To Batao,

Pata To Chale Kis Din Pagal Khane Bane..?

Judge, mujrim se,

Judge, mujrim se, batao tumhari aakhri kuwaish kia hai ?

Mujrim: Aik mobile Nokia N73

5 karror rupay

Aap ki beti se shadi,

U.S.A ka viza,

2 saal ka haneymoon,

6 , 7 bachay jo aap ko naana naana kahain aur mujhe papa, or mai

Un sub ki shadi karwa dun us k baad aap jo fasila do mujhe manzoor hoga.

"Use Kaho meri Saza mein Kuch kami kar de"

"Use Kaho meri Saza mein Kuch kami kar de"

"Kisi ko tot k chahna koi Jurm to nh"

"Q deta ha wo har bat pa dukh"

"Mare Pehlo main B Dil ha koi Pathr to nahi.

Dil jala ker mera muskarate hain wo,

Dil jala ker mera muskarate hain wo,

Apni aadat se kab baaz aate hain wo,

Puch laite hain her raaz mujh se mager,

Apni her baat mujh se chupate hain wo.

special face,

special face,

A special smile,

A special someone,

A special hug from me to u,

A special person,

I found in u,

Sweet Dreams Gud nite

Prisoner No. 650

Prisoner No. 650

Dr. AAFIA SIDIQUI,

A Pakistani Ph.D,

Having 144 hounrary degrees & certificates,

In Neurology,

From differnt institutes of the world,

The only neurologist in the world have the hounrary Ph.d from Harvard University,

Hafiz-e-Quraan,

Aalima,

Not even a single American matches her qualifications,

Was kidnaped along with her 3 children,

By the FBI from Karachi,

With the Help of our Govt.,

Aleging Connection with Al-Qaeda,

Now She is in USA prison,

Having Lost Memory,

Due to Physical,

Psychological

& sexual torture,

She is Imprisoned with men,

But We,

The Muslims are Dead,

Even this msg will remain in our Inbox,

Until we delete it.

Protest!

If you cannot do anything,

Just forward it and just Pray for Her.

" Abhi kuch din mujhy meri muhabt aazmane do,, p

" Abhi kuch din mujhy meri muhabt aazmane do,,

mujhy khamosh rhne do,

suna hy ishq sacha ho to khamoshi laho bn kr rgon me nach othti hy,

zra us ki rgon me khamoshi ko jhoom jane do,

abhi kuch din mujhy meri muhabt aazmane do,

Usey main Q btaon main ne usko kitna chaha hy.?

btaya jhoot jata hy,.. k sachi bat ki khushbo to khud mehsos hoti hy,

meri baaten,

meri sochen,

Use khud jan jane do,

abhi kuch din mujhy meri muhabt aazmane do

Once i had to walk on a rope bridge.

Once i had to walk on a rope bridge.

It was vry high,

I was scared,

But then,I saw my friend on da other side & i called him out for help but there was no reply.

I sum how managed to crossed the bridge,

There i was shocked to c my friend holding da end of da broken bridge.

Somtimes we think why our friend is quite when we call 4 help?

But in reality they r just too busy in helping us that they forget to answer.

So,Just trust ur friends in every situation.

1 Hindu Fouji ne

1 hindu fouji ne plane se jump krte hoye kaha

''JAY KALI MAA KI''

Kali maa ne kaha''

''CHAL TERI MAA KI''

Ab to main b Fair & Lovely lagati hoon;-)

1 Hindu Fouji ne

1 hindu fouji ne plane se jump krte hoye kaha

''JAY KALI MAA KI''

Kali maa ne kaha''

''CHAL TERI MAA KI''

Ab to main b Fair & Lovely lagati hoon;-)

Good Morning

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*Have a Nice Day..*

" Sunehri Baat "

Agr koi aap ko acha

lagta hai to,

Acha wo nahi Achay

aap ho Q k aap us mai Achai talash karte ho,

Agr koi aap ko bura

lagta hai to jante ho

bura wo nahi hai,

Burey aap ho,

Q k aap us mai buraai talaash karty ho.

khubsurat hona Aehm nahi Aehm hona khubsurti hai,

Wo is ana main rahta hai k

Wo is ana main rahta hai k,

hum us ko us se mangain,

hum is gharoor main rahtain hain k,

apni he cheezon k liye

daman ko phelya nahi krty

Friendship

Friendship is just like a rubber band,

It is too flexible,

Strech it as much as u can,

But if you leave it,

It will hurt you a lot,
Really a lot nice 1.

Friendship

Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing them because friendship is not an opportunity it’s a sweet responsibility.

Friendship

Make a heart which never breaks,

make a smile which never hurts,

make a touch which never pains,

make a friendship which never ends.

Friendship

The most selfish word “I” avoid it,

Most satispactory word “we” use it,

Most poisonous word “ego” kill it.

Most used word “Love” value it.

Most enviable word “Jealousy” distance it.

Most essential word “principl” have it.

Most divine word “friendship” maintain it.

Mary Pickford

You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down. (Mary Pickford)

Henry Ward Beecher

A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track… an inch between wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. (Henry Ward Beecher)

Victor Hugo

A HOUSE is built of logs and stone, of piles and post and piers; A HOME is built of loving deeds, That stand a thousand years. (Victor Hugo)

John C. Maxwell

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way and shows the way. (John C. Maxwell)

Benjamin Franklin

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those who are movable; and those who move. (Benjamin Franklin)

Frank Lloyd Wright

A physician can bury his mistakes, an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

John A. Shedd

A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. (John A. Shedd)

Thomas Fuller

A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools. ( Thomas Fuller )

Willie M. Lawrence

A woman’s heart is like a campfire; if you do not tend it often the flame will go out. ( Willie M. Lawrence )

Ralph Waldo Emerson

All I have seen teaches me to trust the creator for all I have not seen. ( Ralph Waldo Emerson )

Dua, Astaghfar and Shukar

Jis ko Allah ney dua ki Taufeeq di ho wo qubooliat se mehroom nahi reh sakta..... Jisey Allah Astagfar ki tufeeq de wo maghfirat se mehroom nahi reh sakta ..... Aur Jis ko Allah Shukar ki taufeeq ata kar de wo neimat se mehrom nahi reh sakta

How to Get Peace

A man asked God "I want peace", God replied "Remove the "I" that is Ego...Remove the "Want" that is desire & "Peace" will be automatically yours.

Similarities Between Muharm-ul-Haram and Eid-ul-Azha

• Saal k akhri mahina bhi qurbani, pehla bhi qurbani
• Wo bhi 10 ko, ye bhi 10 ko
• Wo bhi Nabi ka Laal, Ye bhi Nabi ka Laal
• Unki yaad bhi manaty hain, inki yaad bhi manaty hain
• Yeh Zabh-E-Azeem, woh Shaheed-E-Azeem
• Inhon ne khawab nibhaya, unho ne wada-E-Tifli nibhaya
• Wo sabr ki Ibtida, Ye sabr ki intiha
• Ye Kaaba k banany waly, woh kaaba ko bachany waly
  

7 Ki HIkmat

7 k hindsa ma shayed koi khas hikmat hay ka Allah Rab-ul-Izat ne 7 Zamenain 7 Aasman, Hafty main 7 din, Quran me 7 Manzilyn, Dunya k 7 Bary-e-Azam, Qos-e-Qazah k 7 Rang, Tawaf-E-Kaaba k 7 chakkr, Hajj main shetan ko 7 kankriyan, Surah-e-Fatiha main 7 Ayat.

Ay Meray Perwardigar

Ay Parwardigar main badkar, khatakar lakin Tere kram ka tlabgar, Teri bkshish ka umeedwar, mujay mangna nahi ata Tujhe to dena ata hai, Siyahkar hu magr hun to tera banda, kahan jaon ga agr teri rehmat chin gai? Main gunahgar sahi lakin meray saray gunah mil kar bhi Teri rehmat se baray nahi, mera mangna bhi to bandagi hay Teray khazany la-mehmood ...Rehm farma hum sab per.

Dua

Yeh na socho Allah dua foran qabuk kaun nahi karta, Yeh shukar karo k Allah hamare gunahon ki saza foran nahi deta

Quaid's Greatness

The average advocacy fees of the best and most expensive lawyer of the subcontintnt was Rupees 1500 per day in 1935, but when that lawyer becomes the Governor General of Pakistan, he takes Rupee 1 per month as his salary

Salutes to the founder of my mother land....May Allah bless him with Jannat & give us the ability to lead our lives acording to his footsteps:

Unity, Faith & Discipline.

John C. Maxwell

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way and shows the way. (John C. Maxwell)

Benjamin Franklin

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those who are movable; and those who move. (Benjamin Franklin)

Frank Lloyd Wright

A physician can bury his mistakes, an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

John A. Shedd

A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. (John A. Shedd)

Thomas Fuller

A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools. ( Thomas Fuller )

Willie M. Lawrence

A woman’s heart is like a campfire; if you do not tend it often the flame will go out. ( Willie M. Lawrence )

Ralph Waldo Emerson

All I have seen teaches me to trust the creator for all I have not seen. ( Ralph Waldo Emerson )

Harriet Braiker

Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing. (Harriet Braiker)

Confucius

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. (Confucius)

Hadia Bejar

The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose. (Hadia Bejar)

Mary Howitt

They are happiest who have power to gather wisdom from a flower. (Mary Howitt)

Goethe

Thing which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least. (Goethe)

Henry Ford

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it. (Henry Ford)

Henry Ford

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it. (Henry Ford)

A.P.Gouthey

To get profit without risk, experience without danger, and reward without work is as impossible as it is to live without being born. (A.P.Gouthey)

Michel de Montaigne

We can be knowledgeable with other men knowledge, but we can not be wise with other men wisdom. (Michel de Montaigne.)

William Shakespeare, Hamlet

Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very substance of the ambitions is merely the shadow of a dream. (William Shakespeare, Hamlet)