Asman ne kaha boht buland hoti ha
Zamen ne kaha boht wasee hoti ha
Samandr ne kaha boht gehri hoti ha
OR
Pathan ne kaha
"Wo kiya hoti ha"
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Teacher and Student
Teacher:
Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?
Student:
Shadi...
Teacher:
Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?
Student:
Dulha...
Teacher:
Oho... I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?
Student:
Dulhan
Teacher: Uffo... Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya
Student:
Nikaah.
3bachön wali 1 bewa
3bachön wali 1 bewa orat ne
3bachon wale shohar se shadi ki,
shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye
1din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai. Wife ne shohar ko fone kia:
Jaldi ghar ajain ap k bache aor mere bache mil kar hamare bachon ko mar rahe hain.:-D
Wishng U. . . :-)
Wishng U. . . :-)
The Last Afternoon of 2009.
May ALLAH shower all His Blessings upon U & Ur all Wishes come True in up coming years!
A busy life makes prayers harder..
A busy life makes prayers harder..
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier..
So always keep praying and remember me in ur prayers...
,',"GHAZAL",',
Sitara Hamari Qismat Ka us se Mila Hi Nhi,
Wo Kese Hota Hamara,
Aisa Kbhe Howa Hi Nhi,
Hum Ne Apni Hur Khushi Dusron men Baant Di,
Kisi Ne Hume Kia Dia,
Ye Kbhi Socha Hi Nhi,
Baaton Baaton men Mohabat Is Qadar Barh Gai,
Use Ab Bhool Jaen Kese,
Itna Hosla Hi Nhi,
Hr Kisi Ne Humen Matlab tak Pyar Kia,
Koi Humsafar Ban Kr Sath Chala Hi Nhi,
Hr Koi Meri Chahat Ko Mazaq Samajta Raha,
Dil Me He Dard Kitna Koi Samjha Hi Nhi.
[Fatwa]
Aisa Islami Msg Jis Me Qasam Di Jae, Ya Kaha Jae K Ye Msg Karo Gy To Achi Khabar Mile Gi, Warna Unlucky Raho Gy
Aa, khain door chalain jain hum
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Aa,
khain door chalain jain hum,
Döor itna k humain chou na sakay koi BOMB;-)
"Very impOrtnt msg 4 U"
Decmber Saal ka last month chal raha hy agr mene apko koi dukh dya ho ya meri wajah se apko koi taklef hui ho tu
zara sochiye..Pehle ap ne hi koi bat ke hoge,wrna aisa tu ho hi nhi sakta k mere jesa...
Masoom,
Shareef,
Samajhdar,
Nice,
Ba ekhlaq insan ap ko kuch kahy.ap mujse muafi mang len Dil ka mai bht nice hon shyad muaf kr dun.. Batana mera farz tha Baqi apki marzi..Shukriya
"Zardari pe Mazmoon"
Ye Manhoos 1954 May Peda huway
Aap ne bagairti ki ibtedai taleem apne mohallay k
Kanjar public school se hasil ki
Phir alaa taleem k lia
Dakait college main dakhila lia
Aap nay Jab Dakait hone ka Ph.D Certificate hasil kia to Aap ki umar sirf 19 saal thi
Phir Benazir se Shadi kr k Aap Ne professional Bagairti ka aghaz kia.
Iskay bad apnay mulk lootne mein apna muqam banaya.
Aapki tareekh-e-wafat ka sab ko shidat se intizar ha...
Amazing Fact about the Age of Presidents of Pakistan.
Amazing Fact about the Age of Presidents of Pakistan.
Sikandar Mirza.
Died At the Age of 64 Yrs.
Ayub Khan.
Died At the Age of 64 Yrs.
Yahya Khan.
Died At the Age of 64 Yrs.
Fazal Elahi.
Died At the Age of 64 Yrs.
Zia ul Haq.
Died At the Age of 64 Yrs.
&
Asif Zardari will be 64 in 2010.
Awam sy appeal hy k Sabr sy kaam lein,
1 Mahinay ki hi to baat hy.
Dil to krta hy
Dil to krta
hy zindge ko
kisi "Qatil"
k
Hawaly kr don =Sagar"=
Judai m ye ROOZ ROOZ
Ka "MARNA"
mujhy acha nhi lgta.
Verified msg as i receivd:
Verified msg as i receivd:
Hum kehty hain
1-Haleem ko Aag pe charha dia.
2-Haleem ko Ghota lagaya.
3-Haleem Jal gya.
4-Haleem kharab ho gaya.
5- Haleem thanda ho gaya
Waghera waghera.
Jb k Haleem Allah pak ka sifati nam hy. Jis k maney hen BURDBAR. HM ne Allah k nam ko 1 dish ka nam de diya hy. Jb k us dish ka sahi nam DALEEM hy. Jo k dalye se nkla hy. Is malomat ko aagy barhayen ta k hm kufr krne s aur ALLAH k nam ki be adbi karne se bachen.
New Year
.+" "+" "+.
". WISH ." "+. U .+" "*" *
*._.*A
*._.*BEAUTIFUL*._.*
*._.*DAYS*._.*
*._.**._.*
*._*OF*
*._2010_.* *._.MUBARAK*._.*
New Year
Kehta hai pal pal tum se hoke dil ye deewana!
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1 din ke bad NEW YEAR hai Khoob Rager Rager k nahana.
Advance
HaPpY NeW YeAr 2010.
REALITY OF LIFE :
Duniya mai jitnay b naik MARD hain woh AURAT ki waja say hain
Kuch Biwi k darr say ..
Kuch Hooron k Chakkar mai ...
Pathan
Lo G ! Ab Peshawar Waly Pathano Ne Ek Or Faisla Kiya Hy..!
Agar Saudi Arab Me Barish Hogi To
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Peshawar Me sary Pathan Chatri Lekar Ghoomein ge ;->
Us ne bhi lot k aany me umar ganwa di "FARAZ
Us ne bhi lot k aany me umar ganwa di "FARAZ
", Jis ko so bar kha tha sham na hone dena.
"EK HAQIQAT"
"EK HAQIQAT"
Main maut se darta hon buhat pr 1din marna hai zaror,
Main kafan dekh kr Laraz jata hon par 1din pehanna hai zaror,
Main janaza dekh kr ghamgin ho jata hon par 1din mera janaza uthna hai zaror,
Main qabar ke andhere se kanp jata hon pr isme rehna hai zaror,
Ye dunya achhi lagti hai pr isko chhor kr jana hai zaror,
Phir bhi humne akhirat ki tayyari nahi ki aur
ALLAH
ko hisab dena hai zaror...
"Think about"
Kai sawaal Dil mein lay kar jawaab Dhondne Nikly thy.
Kai sawaal Dil mein lay kar jawaab Dhondne Nikly thy.
Ham Be'wafaon ki Basti se wafa Dhondne Nikly thy.
Kya ajab silsala tha un ki muskarahton ka
Ham un Muskurahaton par jaaN Denay Nikly thy.
Kya andaaz tha us ki Mehkti houi chahton ka.
A punjabi kurri
A punjabi kurri went to Sardar's shop & said:
"Lipton di chaa hai"
Sardar G:
"Meno te nahi hai Teno ha te lipt jaaa Best,N.U
4 Jagon ma
4 Jagon ma
4 Chezon pr Qaabo Rako!
1.Kisi k ghar me Ankhon pr,
2.Dastarkhan pe apne Hathon pr,
3.Mehfil me apni Zuban pr,
4.Ibadat me apne khayalat par
Good nyt
New Year
2010 is coming
Before 2009 ends, let me thank all the good people like U who made my 2009 beautiful.I pray u b blessed with a faithful year ahead.
I wish U a fantastic January
Loveable February
Marvelous March
Foolish April
Enjoyable May
Successful June
Wonderful July
Independent August
Powerful September
Tastiest October
Beautiful November
Happiest December
Have a VICTORIOUS year!
Hope I am the first 1 who wished U for the 12 months of 2010
New Year
2010 is coming,Befor 2009 ends,let me thanx all the good people like u,who made 2009 beautiful 4 me.I pray u b blessed with faithful year a head.
Happy new year
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