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Saturday, January 2, 2010

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MuskurahT se ziada SPECIAL hote hen.


Pata he Q..?


Q k MuskurahT tu sab k lye hoti he,


Mgr AansU sirf unke lye hote hen


"Jinhe Hum Khona Nhi Chahte.

Food Survey

United Nations conducted a survey, Question was:


Would u PLEASE give ur HONEST OPENION about FOOD SHORTAGE in the REST OF THE WORLD? The survey badly FAILED! Because, in Africa people didn't know what FOOD is! Chinese didn't know what OPINION is! Europeans didn't know what SHORTAGE is! Pakistanis didn't know what HONEST is! Saudis didn't know what PLEASE is! And Americans didn't know what REST OF THE WORLD is!!

it's a chalange for U

wo kon sy 3 FRUiTS hen,jo Darjan k hisaab se bikty hen.

1. BANANA

2. ORANGE

3..........?

Q.2.

who kon si sabzi hy jis ky akhr my tar hy..

1.tamatar

2.mattar

3.....

Q.3

Who kon sa paranda hy jis ky akhar my tar hy

1.kabutar

2.teatar

3..?

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Verified msg as i receivd:

Verified msg as i receivd:

Hum kehty hain

1-Haleem ko Aag pe charha dia.

2-Haleem ko Ghota lagaya.

3-Haleem Jal gya.

4-Haleem kharab ho gaya.

5- Haleem thanda ho gaya

Waghera waghera.

Jb k Haleem Allah pak ka sifati nam hy. Jis k maney hen BURDBAR. HM ne Allah k nam ko 1 dish ka nam de diya hy. Jb k us dish ka sahi nam DALEEM hy. Jo k dalye se nkla hy. Is malomat ko aagy barhayen ta k hm kufr krne s aur ALLAH k nam ki be adbi karne se bachen.

"EK HAQIQAT"

"EK HAQIQAT"

Main maut se darta hon buhat pr 1din marna hai zaror,

Main kafan dekh kr Laraz jata hon par 1din pehanna hai zaror,

Main janaza dekh kr ghamgin ho jata hon par 1din mera janaza uthna hai zaror,

Main qabar ke andhere se kanp jata hon pr isme rehna hai zaror,

Ye dunya achhi lagti hai pr isko chhor kr jana hai zaror,

Phir bhi humne akhirat ki tayyari nahi ki aur

ALLAH

ko hisab dena hai zaror...

"Think about"

4 Jagon ma

4 Jagon ma

4 Chezon pr Qaabo Rako!

1.Kisi k ghar me Ankhon pr,

2.Dastarkhan pe apne Hathon pr,

3.Mehfil me apni Zuban pr,

4.Ibadat me apne khayalat par

Good nyt

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Prisoner No. 650

Prisoner No. 650

Dr. AAFIA SIDIQUI,

A Pakistani Ph.D,

Having 144 hounrary degrees & certificates,

In Neurology,

From differnt institutes of the world,

The only neurologist in the world have the hounrary Ph.d from Harvard University,

Hafiz-e-Quraan,

Aalima,

Not even a single American matches her qualifications,

Was kidnaped along with her 3 children,

By the FBI from Karachi,

With the Help of our Govt.,

Aleging Connection with Al-Qaeda,

Now She is in USA prison,

Having Lost Memory,

Due to Physical,

Psychological

& sexual torture,

She is Imprisoned with men,

But We,

The Muslims are Dead,

Even this msg will remain in our Inbox,

Until we delete it.

Protest!

If you cannot do anything,

Just forward it and just Pray for Her.

1 Hindu Fouji ne

1 hindu fouji ne plane se jump krte hoye kaha

''JAY KALI MAA KI''

Kali maa ne kaha''

''CHAL TERI MAA KI''

Ab to main b Fair & Lovely lagati hoon;-)

1 Hindu Fouji ne

1 hindu fouji ne plane se jump krte hoye kaha

''JAY KALI MAA KI''

Kali maa ne kaha''

''CHAL TERI MAA KI''

Ab to main b Fair & Lovely lagati hoon;-)

" Sunehri Baat "

Agr koi aap ko acha

lagta hai to,

Acha wo nahi Achay

aap ho Q k aap us mai Achai talash karte ho,

Agr koi aap ko bura

lagta hai to jante ho

bura wo nahi hai,

Burey aap ho,

Q k aap us mai buraai talaash karty ho.

khubsurat hona Aehm nahi Aehm hona khubsurti hai,