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Laila Majnoo

Majnoo Laila ki zulfon me aisa khoya

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behosh ho gaya.

Jab hosh aya to romantic ho kr pocha.

Laila!

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Tu Nahandi nai?

DAILY DAWN:

ACCA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) What is the capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: students write PARIS is the capital of France

RESULT DAY: students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT (with a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: even if the paper leaks student cannot pass.

Husband

1 admi Jungle se guzr raha tha

1 CHURAIL ne roka or kaha

HOO HOO HA HA me CHURAIL hun

admi:Janta hun

Sali

Teri 1 BEHN Mere ghr me B hy..hahahaha

N.R.O

Teacher bacho ko class mei

ROZAY K FAZA'AIL prhaty huey;

Teachr:Han bacho!Wo konsi chez hai

jis se Insan k sary Gunah Muaf hojaty hai?

Student: N.R.O:-)

Najomi

Ek Orrat Bache ko le kar Najomi ke pas gai

Orrat:Ye Bacha bara ho K kia bany ga?

NAJOMI ne bachey K samne 1 kitab

Sharab ki bottle or pesay rkhey or kaha in me se 1 cheez uthao!

Bchay ne Kitab baghal me dabai

Bottle monh se lagai or

Pesay jaib me daal k bhag gaya

NAJOOMI:Ye

"Asif Zardari " baney ga.

Pathan

"Pathan sharab peeta raha or rota raha.

Ek admi ne pucha:

"kya huwa khan sahab?"

Pathan: "jis larki ka naam bhulana chahta hon

uska naam yaad nahi aa raha.

Molvion Ki Iksam

Aaj kal Molvi bhi 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko dekh kar dartey dartey pochta hai,

"Molvi sahab,

ap Darood walay Molvi ho,

ya Barood walay

Funny Msg

Paise kb do ge Mere

Sent:

25-Dec-2009

21:12:44

Ye msg sb dosto ko snd kro

90% pagal pura msg parhe bina he reply kren ge konse paise?

Funny Msg

Is sms me se chand dh0nd kar

dikhao

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Chal pagal...

SMS karny waly ki tasveer thori Aati hy.

Funny

1 Kunwari larki pehli bar 1 larkay se akelay mein mili...

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Baki Muharam k baad;-)

Sardar

Srdar khali papr ko bar bar choom rha tha.

2nd srdar:Ye kya ha?

1st: Love letter ha

2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali ha

1st srdar:Aj kal bol chal band ha na ;-)

Kanjusi

.+""++""+

>"+. --- .+"-->

"+.+"

Zid apni

na chori,

Pyar bhara

Dil torr

diya,

Bus ek rupay

Ki khatir

Tum ne,

SMS Karna

Chhor diya...

Teacher and Student

Teacher:

Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:

Shadi...

Teacher:

Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:

Dulha...

Teacher:

Oho... I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:

Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo... Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:

Nikaah.

3bachön wali 1 bewa

3bachön wali 1 bewa orat ne

3bachon wale shohar se shadi ki,

shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye

1din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai. Wife ne shohar ko fone kia:

Jaldi ghar ajain ap k bache aor mere bache mil kar hamare bachon ko mar rahe hain.:-D