Friends

Friends should b like zerO

When u add they r same,

when u subtract they r same,

when u multiply they r same,

when u try to divide they become INFINITY..

Husband Wife

Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It’s a formality just like two boxers

shaking hands before the fight begins!

Friendship

In a Battle,

a Soldier was going to bring his Wounded Friend back from the Field.

His Capt says,

" Its of No use! ur friend must b dead".

But soldier still goes & brings back his friend.

Seeing the dead body, Captain says

"I told u its of no worth. He's dead".

The soldier replies

"No sir, it was really of gr8 worth. When I reached, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last

words.

" I KNEW U'll COME". .

dedicated to all my best FRIENDS.....

Laila Majnoo

Majnoo Laila ki zulfon me aisa khoya

k

behosh ho gaya.

Jab hosh aya to romantic ho kr pocha.

Laila!

.

.

.

.

.

Tu Nahandi nai?

Hussain (R.A)

Masjid Ki Safon Say Kabhi Maqtal Ki Taraf Dekh,,

Touheed Tujhe "HUSSAIN" K Sajday Say Milay Gi.

Golden Words

If u learn to translate every event of ur life into a positive one,

u'll stop being a prisoner of ur past and become designer of ur future!

GuD NighT

Golden Words

If u learn to translate every event of ur life into a positive one,

u'll stop being a prisoner of ur past and become designer of ur future!

GuD NighT

Golden Words

1) Aisy shaks per zulm karny se mohtat rehna, jis ka ALLAH k siwa koi na ho.

2) Logon Ki Zrurton Ka Tum Se Wabasta Hona Tm Pr ALLAH Ki Enayat Hai.

3) Apnay dost ko nasihat karty raho chahy usay acha lagay ya bura.

4) Insan ki aik aik saans mout ki taraf aik qadam hai...

NAMAZ jagah badal badal k parhni chahiye

NAMAZ jagah badal badal k parhni chahiye

kyun k woh zameen ka hissa hamara gawah ban jata hy

or akhrat me magfirat ka zarea ban jayega

Funny Poetry

Dil k mAhman bun jao

Aankhon ka armaan bun jao

Honto ki muskaan bun jao

Oh Aap ho i m very sorry Aap to bus

INSAAN BUN JAO... ;-)

Good Morning

*%*لااله الا الله*%*

%*محمدالرسول*% >*%*"الله"*%*<

*@*صبح بخير*@*

SPECIAL THINGS

jab WAZU karo to jawan ki tarha ache se

jab NAMAZ parho to burhon ki tarha (aram se)

aur DUA mango to bachon ki tarha (sache dil se,masomia

I Miss U

*

*

* I

*

*"" I M

*,,,

*""* I Mi

*,,,*

*""* * I Mis

*,,,* *

*""* *"" I Miss

*,,,* *,,,

*""* *""* I Miss Y

*,,,* *,,,*

*""* *""* *"" I Miss Yo

*,,,* *,,,* *,,

*""* *""* *""* I Miss You :-)

*,,,* *,,,* *,,*

E V E R Y T I M E ...

(WARIS SHAH)-----------------

>Ik rat da jaagan bot okha.

ik jaagda dukhi bimar rati.

ya jaagda choor te thug rati.

ya jaagda pehredar rati.

ya jaagda ishq di ramz wala.

ya jaagda yaar da yaar rati.

WARIS mian sub so jande.

bus jagda ik parwardigar rati.

Hussain (R.A)

Köñ kähtä häï PANI kö trä$të thë HÛ$$ÄÏÑ (R.A)

Üñ k höñtön kö trä$tä rhä pëyä$ä päñï.

$ÄLÄM HÛ$$ÄÌÑ [R.A]

Golden Words

Mujhse nafrat kro ya mohabat

dono mere haq me behtar hen

Q k agr tum nafrat kroge to mai

tumhare dimagh mai bas jaunga,

agr mohabat kroge to dil mai!....

=ÄÄÑ$Ü=

MuskurahT se ziada SPECIAL hote hen.

Pata he Q..?

Q k MuskurahT tu sab k lye hoti he,

Mgr AansU sirf unke lye hote hen

"Jinhe Hum Khona Nhi Chahte.

So Jaao

Ab Raat Ki Palken Bheeg Chuki

Aur Chaand Bhi Hai Chhup Jane Ko

Kuch Der Me Shabnam Aaye Gi

Phoolon Ki Pyaas Bujhaane Ko

Taaron K Safar Pe Kho Jaao

.*"*.*"*.

'*.So Jaao

'*.Ab So Jaao

-G-(' :')-(': ')-D-

-N-!-G-H-T-

Ghazal

Bohat Hi Maan Hay Tum Pr>

Suno Paas-e-Wafa Rakhna>

Sabhi Se Tum Milo Lekin>

Zara Sa Fasla Rakhna>

Bichar Jana Bhi Parta Hy>

Zara Sa Hosla Rakhna>

Wo Sary Wasil K Lamhy>

Tum Ankhon Men Saja Rakhna>

Abhi Emkan Baqi Hy>

Abhi Lab Pe Dua Rakhna>

Bohat Nayab Hen Dekho>

Humhen Sb Se Juda rakna.

Hussain (R.A)

Zikkr-e-HUSSAiN aaya tu ankhein chalak parein...!!!

Pani ko kitna pyar hy ab b HUSSAIN (R.A) say...!!!

Karbala

Apny Dukhon Me Aya Jo Shabir(A.S)Ka Khayal,

Shikwa Trap K Shukr Me Tabdel Hogaya

Hr Gham Me Karbala Ne Sahara Dia Hame

Hr Ghum Ghum-E-Husian(A.S)Me Tehlel Hogya

The relations which require effort to be maintaind are never TRUE,

And

If the relation are TRUE they never require any effort to be maintained

*

Caring 4 someone is easy,

But

To make someone care 4 you is difficult.......

So, never lose the one who really cares 4 U......

Al-QURAAN

Jab tumhari neki tumhein khush karde,

Or,

Tumhari burai tumhein sharminda karde

to jaan lo k tum momin ho..

Al-QURAAN

Poem

Teri Khushi se Nhi Gham se bhi Rishta hy MERA,

Tu Zindagi ka 1 Aham Hissa hy MERA,

Ye PYAR Tum se Srf £afzon Ka Nhi,,

Rooh se Rooh ka Rishta hy MERA...

Poetry

Tum se milna mahaz hadsa na tha,

Kamal Arzoo ka krishma dua ka tha,

Hum mubtlay ishaq ma un se na keh ske,

Hum chup rhe ye tkaza haya ka tha..

Raat

Bahout "KhushNuma"kal ki "RAAT"guzri

Kuch"Tanha"par kuch"Khas"guzri

Na"Neend"ie na "Khuwab"koi

Bas"tery" "Khayalon"ky sath guzri.....

"LOT AANA"

Jab kabi tera dil ghabraaye to lot aana,

Agar tuje meri yaad aaye to lot aana,

Kuch waqt acha guzra hai sath tumhare,

Wo waqt yaad aaye to lot aana,

Ek pal mein dost ban gaye hum!

Agar kabi wo pal yaad aaye to lot aana,

Agar kabi dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye to lot aana,

Log to aksar sath nhi dete dil walon ka,

Pas reh kar b agar koi sath na de to lot aana,

Na jane teri itni yaad kyon aati hai,

Agar ye paighaam puhnch jaye tu "LOT AANA

Expensive Gift 4 u

"Surat Kosar" Dushmanon ki Dushmani Se...

"Surat Kaaferoon" Mout k Waqt Kuffur Se...

"Surat Ikhlaas" Munaafiqat se...

"Surat Naas" waswson se bachati he

Dua

. ' , ' . Liké ä

, () . cÄñdlè

| | iñ thé därk

| |

": mäy thé Lové

,": of ALLAH shiñé

"": iñ ür life & kéèp ü säfe

älwäys AmeeN.

Food Survey

United Nations conducted a survey, Question was:

Would u PLEASE give ur HONEST OPENION about FOOD SHORTAGE in the REST OF THE WORLD? The survey badly FAILED! Because, in Africa people didn't know what FOOD is! Chinese didn't know what OPINION is! Europeans didn't know what SHORTAGE is! Pakistanis didn't know what HONEST is! Saudis didn't know what PLEASE is! And Americans didn't know what REST OF THE WORLD is!!

DAILY DAWN:

ACCA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) What is the capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: students write PARIS is the capital of France

RESULT DAY: students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT (with a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: even if the paper leaks student cannot pass.

Ghazal

Sabhi ashk aankhon men aa gae,

na chupa saky na bata saky,

Wo jo raaz tha wo khul gya,

koi baat bhi na chupa saky,

Na wafa rahi na jafa rahi,

na wo dil raha na hum rahy,

uski yad ka jo charagh tha,

na jala saky na bujha saky,

Koi zor khud pe raha nahi,

koi bus bhi us pe chala nhi,

usy dekhty rahy door tak,

magar hath tak na hila saky,

Nahi is men uski khata koi,

na naseeb ka koi dosh tha,

Ye humara apna mizaaj tha,

k kisi tarha na nibha sakay.

Ghazal

Kuch Dil ki lagi tum chero,

kuch dil lagana hum sekhain.

Kuch Payar ki batain tum karo,

kuch payar nibhana hum sikhain,

kuch nazar ka ishara tum karo,

kuch aankh milana hum seekhain.

Kuch jaan ki bazi tum lagao,

kuch jaan se jana hum seekhain.

Kuch milnay ki aas tum do,

kuch waqt pe aana hum seekhain.

Husband

1 admi Jungle se guzr raha tha

1 CHURAIL ne roka or kaha

HOO HOO HA HA me CHURAIL hun

admi:Janta hun

Sali

Teri 1 BEHN Mere ghr me B hy..hahahaha

N.R.O

Teacher bacho ko class mei

ROZAY K FAZA'AIL prhaty huey;

Teachr:Han bacho!Wo konsi chez hai

jis se Insan k sary Gunah Muaf hojaty hai?

Student: N.R.O:-)

Najomi

Ek Orrat Bache ko le kar Najomi ke pas gai

Orrat:Ye Bacha bara ho K kia bany ga?

NAJOMI ne bachey K samne 1 kitab

Sharab ki bottle or pesay rkhey or kaha in me se 1 cheez uthao!

Bchay ne Kitab baghal me dabai

Bottle monh se lagai or

Pesay jaib me daal k bhag gaya

NAJOOMI:Ye

"Asif Zardari " baney ga.

Mohabbat

"Ae Dil Too Mohabbat Karta Q Hai"

"Karta Hai To Trapta Q Hai"

"Woh Kehte Hain Tum Hamare DIL Ki Dharkan Ho"

"Phir Hamare Bina un Ka DIL Dharkta Q Hai..

Friend

Hundred Words Of An enemy Can Never Give Pain

But

A True Friend's Silence Can Give Hundred Tears

So

Bak-Bak Karty Raha Karo Sakoon rehta hay.

Gud nite

Friend

The 1 who holds ur hand

evry tym wen u need support,

Iz surely a gud friend;

But a TRUE FRIEND iz 1 who holds

ur hand more tightly whn u say

"leave me ALONE"

ASSLAM O ALIKUM

Apni sochon ko paani k Qatron se zyada shafaaf rakho,

Q k jis tarha Qatron se darya banta hai,

isi tahra sochon se EMAAN banta ha

ASSLAM O ALIKUM

Apni sochon ko paani k Qatron se zyada shafaaf rakho,

Q k jis tarha Qatron se darya banta hai,

isi tahra sochon se EMAAN banta ha

Pathan

"Pathan sharab peeta raha or rota raha.

Ek admi ne pucha:

"kya huwa khan sahab?"

Pathan: "jis larki ka naam bhulana chahta hon

uska naam yaad nahi aa raha.

Good Morning

"A Simple But Great Quotation..:

.

.

.

Don't Trust Your Heart..

.

.

.

Because Its Not On The Right Side.....!!!";-)

.

*GOOD MORNING*

*GOD BLESS U*

Hadis-e-Pak:

"Jab tum apne bister par jao to Surah "FATEHA"

aur Surah "IKHLAS" ko parh lia kro..

"MOAT' k ilawa har chiz se be-khauf ho jao gy"

,*%'S'u'n'o'%*,

Abhi tum ishq mat krna,

Abhi matti se khelo tum,

Tumhari umar hi kya hy,

Abhi masoom bachay ho,

Nhi maloom abhi tum ko,

k jab ye ishq hota hy,

To insan kitna rota hy,

Sitarey toot jatay hy,

Saharay choot jatay hy,

Abhi tum ne nhi dekha,

K jab sathi bicharte hy,

Tu kitna dard milta hy,

K har fursat k mousam ma,

Hazaroo ghum ubharte hy,

Hazaroo zakhm milte hy,

,*%'S'u'n'o'%*,

Abhi tum ishq mat krna.....

Miss U

( '.')
<)(> I Miss
!! U


( '.')
!)(? Do u miss
!! me?

(-_-) No..?
!)(>
¡/


Tenu ALLAH puchay ga..

Ghazal

"Kahin sehra kahin sookhy shajar achy nhi lgty

Muje ab khwabzaaron k safar achy nhi lgty

Jawabi khat ma yun usne mery bary ma likha tha

Bura b keh nhi sakty mgr achy nhi lgty

Nhi masrof ma itna k ghar ka rasta bholon

Koi jb muntazir na ho to ghar achy nhi lgty

Smndr tairti lashon se ye kehta raha shab bhar

Mujhy b doobny walo, bhnwar achy nhi lgty

Nhi aisa k ab parwaz ki taqat nhi baqi

Meri ummeed k panchi ko pr achy nhi lgty"

Talash

Mujhe zindagi main qadam qadam pe Teri razaa ki talash hai...

Tere ishq main ay mere Khuda mujhe intiha ki talash hai...

Main gunahon main hun ghira hua main zameen pe hoon gira hua.

Jo mujhe gunah se nijaat day mujhe us Dua ki talash hai.

Main nay jo kia wo bura kia main nay khud ko khud he tabaah kia.

Jo tujhe pasand ho mere Rab mujhe us Adaa ki talash hai.

Tere dar pe he mera sar jhukay mujhe aur kuch nahin chahye.

Mujhe sab say ker day jo be'niaz mujhe us Anaa ki talash hai...!!!

Ghazal

Krenge kya Rfaqat ho gai to?

Hamy hasil ye Rahat ho gai to?

Tere kehny pe tmsy Roz mil lon,

Muje tmse Muhbt ho gai to?

Mn tm ko Aj jany b Agr don,

Tmhy Jany ki Adat ho gai to?

Hanso mat Ahl-e-Dil pe es trah se,

Tmhy b esi chahat ho gai to??

Da Best Part of Life is...

When Ur Family Understands U as a Friend

and when Ur Friends Support U as a Family

... (SHAKESPEAR)

Sardar

1 SARDAR : kal mere abba kunwain may gir gae

or zor zor se chillanay lage bachao bachao

2 : ab kaise hain ?

1 : theek hi hongay kal se koi awaz nahi aai..

Riddle

Suna hy Aap bohot Intelligent hy..?

to is Sawal ka Jawab day..

Sawal:

kisi aesi Larki ka Naam batain jis me

* A, E, I, O, U*

na ho.

(Write your answer in comments)

Molvion Ki Iksam

Aaj kal Molvi bhi 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko dekh kar dartey dartey pochta hai,

"Molvi sahab,

ap Darood walay Molvi ho,

ya Barood walay

Ghazal

Sabhi ashk aankhon men aa gae,

na chupa saky na bata saky,

Wo jo raaz tha wo khul gya,

koi baat bhi na chupa saky,

Na wafa rahi na jafa rahi,

na wo dil raha na hum rahy,

uski yad ka jo charagh tha,

na jala saky na bujha saky,

Koi zor khud pe raha nahi,

koi bus bhi us pe chala nhi,

usy dekhty rahy door tak,

magar hath tak na hila saky,

Nahi is men uski khata koi,

na naseeb ka koi dosh tha,

Ye humara apna mizaaj tha,

k kisi tarha na nibha sakay.

Sardar Aur Doctor

Doctor: Jb ApKo Pta Tha

Chupkali Ap K Mun Me

Ghus Rhi He To Apne Kuch Kya Q Ni?

Sardar: g pehlay Cockroch Gya Tha

To Muje Laga K Chipkli Usy pakrny Gai hai :)

Hazrat Muhammed (P.B.U.H)

Khoob Naam-E-Muhammad Hai Ay Momino.

Jis Me Nuqta Bhi RUb Ko Gawara Nahi.

Khud Khuda Ny NABI Ko Ye Farma Dia.

Jo Tumhara Nahi Wo Hamara Nahi....!!

Funny Msg

Paise kb do ge Mere

Sent:

25-Dec-2009

21:12:44

Ye msg sb dosto ko snd kro

90% pagal pura msg parhe bina he reply kren ge konse paise?

Funny Msg

Is sms me se chand dh0nd kar

dikhao

.

.

.

.

.

Chal pagal...

SMS karny waly ki tasveer thori Aati hy.

Wasi

Na jala itny diye meri raah-e-guzar mein "Wasi"

K manzil ko bhool k mujhy raaho'n sy pyar ho jaye..

Jaan

Roti hui ankho Se tuje muskan kese dun~

Anjan hun khud Tuje pehchan kese dun~

Mere Liye meri jan tu hi he

Ab tu hi bata Tuje apni jan kese dun!

Dosti

'Mehwar-e-Sooch' Donu ka Aik he hai,,,,,

Mujhe 'USS' say, Aur Ussy 'KHUD' say,

fursat nahi milti..

Koshishein

Nakaam thi meri sub koshishein us ko mananay ki

Pata nahy Kahan sey sikhein zalim ney adaein rooth janay ki...!.

Dosti

Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye

Dil hai beghar ek ghar chahiye

Bas yunhi sath chalte raho aye dost

yeh dosti hume umer bhar chahiye.

Dost

Döstö kö kuch $mjhäne ki zarùrat nai hoti

Hal-e-dil batane ki zrurt nai hoti

Wø ankhön ki chamak $e jän jatè hain halat

Unhe Anso dikhane ki zrurt nai hoti..

Dost

Döstö kö kuch $mjhäne ki zarùrat nai hoti

Hal-e-dil batane ki zrurt nai hoti

Wø ankhön ki chamak $e jän jatè hain halat

Unhe Anso dikhane ki zrurt nai hoti..

Khaloos

DIL Me AFSOS Aankho Me NAMI C Rehti He,

ZINDAGI Me Shayad Koi KAMI C Rehti He,

Mujh Se ROOTH Jate Hain Aksar "DOST",

Shayad Mere KHALOOS Me Koi KAMI C Rehti He.

Namaz

Agr 1 Insan Ki Avrg. Age "75Yrs" Ho

¤Or Wo Hr NMAAZ Pr Avrg. "16Mins" Rozana Srf Kre

To 75Yrs Me Se Srf"4Yrs" Lagen gey ALLAH Ki Ibadt K Lye

Jisne Humey "ZNDAGI" Ata Farmai,Kya Hm Us Ki Rah Me"4-Yrs"B Srf Nhi Kr Skte.?

Jannat

Firdos- e- jannat main laakh hooron ka tasawur sahi...

Main ik insan ke ishq se nikloon to wahan tak sochun...

Dosti Ka Rishta

"DIL"Se"DIL"

"Juda" Nhi hotey

Yuhi "Kisi par"

"FIDA" Nhi hotey

"PYAR" Se bara

"DOSTI" Ka

"Rishta" hy

Kyun k "DOST"

Kabhi "BEWAFA"

Nhi hotay.....

Dosti Ka Naseeb

** Mèr¡ Dø$ti kå nåsèèb hø ääp!

Mùjhè såb dö$töñ se åzìz hø ääp!

Mèrè D¡l k ¡tñè kårèéb hø ääp!

K mèr¡ hår Dùå må¡ shårèék Ho aap..

AKBAR (A.S) tumharay baad

AKBAR tumharay baad meri dunia tmaam hai

MaQtal se ro lipat k ye kehta Imam hay

Girtay Sambhaltay aaye to Laasha pe di sada

MaQtal ko teri baita humara salam hai

AKBAR ka Laasha daikha to ZAINAB ne ya kaha

Ab ho chala YaQeen muQadar mein Sham hai

Barchi nikaali Shah ne to Nabbio'n ne di sada