Thursday, December 24, 2009

Sheikh's Jocke

Sheikh:- Plastic surgery te kitna
kharcha aye ga?

Doctor:- 5 Lakh.

Sheikh:- te agar plastic asi dayyie te?.......>

Sardar's Jocke

1 sardar ne apni maa ko

apni foto bheji. Tasveer

khenchte waqt 1 Gadha b

shot may a gea. Sardar ne ihtayatan likha



Babay foto peji ae, ae khabbay pasy

main aan.

Test of Your General Knowledge

Rewrite the following words in correct order.

1- nepasnr (a tool)

2- meor (a city)

3- eposgl (a holy book)

4- diotrua ( a profession)

5- orlyr ( a vehicle)

6- umecrcbu ( a vegetable)

7- lutervu ( a bird)

8- spaw ( an insect)

9- leemtp ( a part of body)

10- ewfi ( a relation)

Quran Says

Birds say if you LOVE me don't catch me......




Flower say if you LOVE me don't pluck me.....



****QURAN SAY****



If you LOVE me DON'T LEAVE ME....!!!