Sardar

1 SARDAR : kal mere abba kunwain may gir gae

or zor zor se chillanay lage bachao bachao

2 : ab kaise hain ?

1 : theek hi hongay kal se koi awaz nahi aai..

Sardar Aur Doctor

Doctor: Jb ApKo Pta Tha

Chupkali Ap K Mun Me

Ghus Rhi He To Apne Kuch Kya Q Ni?

Sardar: g pehlay Cockroch Gya Tha

To Muje Laga K Chipkli Usy pakrny Gai hai :)

Sardar

Srdar khali papr ko bar bar choom rha tha.

2nd srdar:Ye kya ha?

1st: Love letter ha

2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali ha

1st srdar:Aj kal bol chal band ha na ;-)

Sardar apni birthday per

1st sardar: aj mera birthday hai,

dil krta hai naha loon.

2nd: yar abi pichley saal hi to nahaye thy.

1st: Bas yar usi din sey saaf rehney ki adat parh gai hai.

Sardar in Library

1 Sardar library me 2-3 ghante 1 book parhne k bad bola

So boring, so many characters But no story .

Then librarian said O Akhrot! This is a TELEPHONE directory

Sardar Prito Say

Sardar: "Prito ik wari I lovE U keH day"

Prito :"Nai na menu sharam andi ay na"

Sardar :Ek wari keH day Prito: o nai na..

Sardar :Wekh lay fer meri pehan nai.

A punjabi kurri

A punjabi kurri went to Sardar's shop & said:

"Lipton di chaa hai"

Sardar G:

"Meno te nahi hai Teno ha te lipt jaaa Best,N.U

Sardar's Jocke

1 sardar ne apni maa ko

apni foto bheji. Tasveer

khenchte waqt 1 Gadha b

shot may a gea. Sardar ne ihtayatan likha



Babay foto peji ae, ae khabbay pasy

main aan.