Khiyal Rakhna

Guzre Dino Ka Khayal Rakna...!

Wafa Ki Mati Sambhal Rakhna...!

ap Bhulado MujkoTo Koi Bat Nahi...!

Mera To Haq Hay Apko Her "DUA" Me Yad Rakhna

Zindagi

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*;ZINDAGI;*

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Jo Tum Nahi To kya hai Zindagi,,,

Jaisey koi Sazaa hai Zindagi,,,

Tum Muskurao to lagta hai....???

Khubsurti ki ik Adaa hai Zindagi,,,

Tum jo Rotho to Mehsos hota hai,,,

Jaisey Humse Khafaa hai Zindagi..

ALLAH's WAY IS BEST:

One day I asked ALLAH 4 a bunch of beautiful flowers,

Instead, He gave me Cactus with thorns..

Later, I asked HIM to give me Butterflies,

Instead, He gave me Worms..

I was disappointed and I wept..

But, few days later,I noticed that the cactus bloomed with beautful flowers,& the worms soon

became butterflies..

ALLAH wants us to wait for the right time,for HE knows all the best that HE can give.

Funny

1 Kunwari larki pehli bar 1 larkay se akelay mein mili...

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Baki Muharam k baad;-)

Fraz

'Itni Nafrat Thi Usay Meri Tasveer Se 'FARAZ'.

'K Apna Hath B Jala Dala Meri Tasveer Jalane K Baad'.

Great sms.

Hindu ask Muslim: Hum Murdon ko jalate hain

or Tum dafnate ho batao kiyun?

Muslim says: Khazana dabaya jata he

or Kachra jalaya jata hai..

Sardar

Srdar khali papr ko bar bar choom rha tha.

2nd srdar:Ye kya ha?

1st: Love letter ha

2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali ha

1st srdar:Aj kal bol chal band ha na ;-)

Zalzala

Jab 'ZALZALA' aye to zameen pe hath rakh kar

'AYAT UL KURSI' parhne se ALLAH k hukm se

wo usi waqt ruk jata hai. Inshallah

Kabhi Kabhi

Kabhi kabhi pathar k takrane se aati nahin kharash "MOHSIN"

Kabhi ek zara si baat se insaan bikhar jata hai.

Sardar apni birthday per

1st sardar: aj mera birthday hai,

dil krta hai naha loon.

2nd: yar abi pichley saal hi to nahaye thy.

1st: Bas yar usi din sey saaf rehney ki adat parh gai hai.

Kanjusi

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Zid apni

na chori,

Pyar bhara

Dil torr

diya,

Bus ek rupay

Ki khatir

Tum ne,

SMS Karna

Chhor diya...

Hussain (R.A)

Jannat ki Aarzu me kahan Ja rhay hain log

Jannat to Karbla mai khredi HUSSAIN ne

Dnya-o-Aakhirat me Jo rehna ho chain se

Jeena ALI se seekh lo mrna HUSSAIN se

Teacher and Smoking

Teacher ne Smoking ka nuqsan batane ke liye

1 keera smoke jar mein dala to woh mar gaya.

Teachr: Ap ne kya seekha?

Boy: Smoking se pait ke keerey mar jate hain.

Sardar in Library

1 Sardar library me 2-3 ghante 1 book parhne k bad bola

So boring, so many characters But no story .

Then librarian said O Akhrot! This is a TELEPHONE directory

Sardar Prito Say

Sardar: "Prito ik wari I lovE U keH day"

Prito :"Nai na menu sharam andi ay na"

Sardar :Ek wari keH day Prito: o nai na..

Sardar :Wekh lay fer meri pehan nai.