Saturday, January 2, 2010

Pathan

"Pathan sharab peeta raha or rota raha.


Ek admi ne pucha:


"kya huwa khan sahab?"


Pathan: "jis larki ka naam bhulana chahta hon


uska naam yaad nahi aa raha.

Good Morning

"A Simple But Great Quotation..:

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Don't Trust Your Heart..

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Because Its Not On The Right Side.....!!!";-)

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*GOOD MORNING*


*GOD BLESS U*

Hadis-e-Pak:


"Jab tum apne bister par jao to Surah "FATEHA"


aur Surah "IKHLAS" ko parh lia kro..


"MOAT' k ilawa har chiz se be-khauf ho jao gy"

,*%'S'u'n'o'%*,

Abhi tum ishq mat krna,


Abhi matti se khelo tum,


Tumhari umar hi kya hy,


Abhi masoom bachay ho,


Nhi maloom abhi tum ko,


k jab ye ishq hota hy,


To insan kitna rota hy,


Sitarey toot jatay hy,


Saharay choot jatay hy,


Abhi tum ne nhi dekha,


K jab sathi bicharte hy,


Tu kitna dard milta hy,


K har fursat k mousam ma,


Hazaroo ghum ubharte hy,


Hazaroo zakhm milte hy,


,*%'S'u'n'o'%*,


Abhi tum ishq mat krna.....

Miss U

( '.')
<)(> I Miss
!! U


( '.')
!)(? Do u miss
!! me?

(-_-) No..?
!)(>
¡/


Tenu ALLAH puchay ga..

Ghazal

"Kahin sehra kahin sookhy shajar achy nhi lgty


Muje ab khwabzaaron k safar achy nhi lgty


Jawabi khat ma yun usne mery bary ma likha tha


Bura b keh nhi sakty mgr achy nhi lgty


Nhi masrof ma itna k ghar ka rasta bholon


Koi jb muntazir na ho to ghar achy nhi lgty


Smndr tairti lashon se ye kehta raha shab bhar


Mujhy b doobny walo, bhnwar achy nhi lgty


Nhi aisa k ab parwaz ki taqat nhi baqi


Meri ummeed k panchi ko pr achy nhi lgty"

Talash

Mujhe zindagi main qadam qadam pe Teri razaa ki talash hai...


Tere ishq main ay mere Khuda mujhe intiha ki talash hai...


Main gunahon main hun ghira hua main zameen pe hoon gira hua.


Jo mujhe gunah se nijaat day mujhe us Dua ki talash hai.


Main nay jo kia wo bura kia main nay khud ko khud he tabaah kia.


Jo tujhe pasand ho mere Rab mujhe us Adaa ki talash hai.


Tere dar pe he mera sar jhukay mujhe aur kuch nahin chahye.


Mujhe sab say ker day jo be'niaz mujhe us Anaa ki talash hai...!!!

Ghazal

Krenge kya Rfaqat ho gai to?

Hamy hasil ye Rahat ho gai to?


Tere kehny pe tmsy Roz mil lon,

Muje tmse Muhbt ho gai to?


Mn tm ko Aj jany b Agr don,

Tmhy Jany ki Adat ho gai to?


Hanso mat Ahl-e-Dil pe es trah se,

Tmhy b esi chahat ho gai to??

Da Best Part of Life is...

When Ur Family Understands U as a Friend

and when Ur Friends Support U as a Family

... (SHAKESPEAR)

Sardar

1 SARDAR : kal mere abba kunwain may gir gae

or zor zor se chillanay lage bachao bachao


2 : ab kaise hain ?


1 : theek hi hongay kal se koi awaz nahi aai..

Riddle

Suna hy Aap bohot Intelligent hy..?


to is Sawal ka Jawab day..


Sawal:


kisi aesi Larki ka Naam batain jis me


* A, E, I, O, U*


na ho.


(Write your answer in comments)

Molvion Ki Iksam

Aaj kal Molvi bhi 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.


1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko dekh kar dartey dartey pochta hai,


"Molvi sahab,


ap Darood walay Molvi ho,


ya Barood walay

Ghazal

Sabhi ashk aankhon men aa gae,

na chupa saky na bata saky,


Wo jo raaz tha wo khul gya,

koi baat bhi na chupa saky,


Na wafa rahi na jafa rahi,

na wo dil raha na hum rahy,


uski yad ka jo charagh tha,

na jala saky na bujha saky,


Koi zor khud pe raha nahi,

koi bus bhi us pe chala nhi,


usy dekhty rahy door tak,

magar hath tak na hila saky,


Nahi is men uski khata koi,

na naseeb ka koi dosh tha,


Ye humara apna mizaaj tha,

k kisi tarha na nibha sakay.

Sardar Aur Doctor

Doctor: Jb ApKo Pta Tha

Chupkali Ap K Mun Me

Ghus Rhi He To Apne Kuch Kya Q Ni?

Sardar: g pehlay Cockroch Gya Tha


To Muje Laga K Chipkli Usy pakrny Gai hai :)

Hazrat Muhammed (P.B.U.H)

Khoob Naam-E-Muhammad Hai Ay Momino.


Jis Me Nuqta Bhi RUb Ko Gawara Nahi.


Khud Khuda Ny NABI Ko Ye Farma Dia.


Jo Tumhara Nahi Wo Hamara Nahi....!!