"LOT AANA"

Jab kabi tera dil ghabraaye to lot aana,

Agar tuje meri yaad aaye to lot aana,

Kuch waqt acha guzra hai sath tumhare,

Wo waqt yaad aaye to lot aana,

Ek pal mein dost ban gaye hum!

Agar kabi wo pal yaad aaye to lot aana,

Agar kabi dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye to lot aana,

Log to aksar sath nhi dete dil walon ka,

Pas reh kar b agar koi sath na de to lot aana,

Na jane teri itni yaad kyon aati hai,

Agar ye paighaam puhnch jaye tu "LOT AANA

Expensive Gift 4 u

"Surat Kosar" Dushmanon ki Dushmani Se...

"Surat Kaaferoon" Mout k Waqt Kuffur Se...

"Surat Ikhlaas" Munaafiqat se...

"Surat Naas" waswson se bachati he

Dua

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| | iñ thé därk

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": mäy thé Lové

,": of ALLAH shiñé

"": iñ ür life & kéèp ü säfe

älwäys AmeeN.

Food Survey

United Nations conducted a survey, Question was:

Would u PLEASE give ur HONEST OPENION about FOOD SHORTAGE in the REST OF THE WORLD? The survey badly FAILED! Because, in Africa people didn't know what FOOD is! Chinese didn't know what OPINION is! Europeans didn't know what SHORTAGE is! Pakistanis didn't know what HONEST is! Saudis didn't know what PLEASE is! And Americans didn't know what REST OF THE WORLD is!!

DAILY DAWN:

ACCA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) What is the capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: students write PARIS is the capital of France

RESULT DAY: students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT (with a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: even if the paper leaks student cannot pass.

Ghazal

Sabhi ashk aankhon men aa gae,

na chupa saky na bata saky,

Wo jo raaz tha wo khul gya,

koi baat bhi na chupa saky,

Na wafa rahi na jafa rahi,

na wo dil raha na hum rahy,

uski yad ka jo charagh tha,

na jala saky na bujha saky,

Koi zor khud pe raha nahi,

koi bus bhi us pe chala nhi,

usy dekhty rahy door tak,

magar hath tak na hila saky,

Nahi is men uski khata koi,

na naseeb ka koi dosh tha,

Ye humara apna mizaaj tha,

k kisi tarha na nibha sakay.

Ghazal

Kuch Dil ki lagi tum chero,

kuch dil lagana hum sekhain.

Kuch Payar ki batain tum karo,

kuch payar nibhana hum sikhain,

kuch nazar ka ishara tum karo,

kuch aankh milana hum seekhain.

Kuch jaan ki bazi tum lagao,

kuch jaan se jana hum seekhain.

Kuch milnay ki aas tum do,

kuch waqt pe aana hum seekhain.

Husband

1 admi Jungle se guzr raha tha

1 CHURAIL ne roka or kaha

HOO HOO HA HA me CHURAIL hun

admi:Janta hun

Sali

Teri 1 BEHN Mere ghr me B hy..hahahaha

N.R.O

Teacher bacho ko class mei

ROZAY K FAZA'AIL prhaty huey;

Teachr:Han bacho!Wo konsi chez hai

jis se Insan k sary Gunah Muaf hojaty hai?

Student: N.R.O:-)

Najomi

Ek Orrat Bache ko le kar Najomi ke pas gai

Orrat:Ye Bacha bara ho K kia bany ga?

NAJOMI ne bachey K samne 1 kitab

Sharab ki bottle or pesay rkhey or kaha in me se 1 cheez uthao!

Bchay ne Kitab baghal me dabai

Bottle monh se lagai or

Pesay jaib me daal k bhag gaya

NAJOOMI:Ye

"Asif Zardari " baney ga.

Mohabbat

"Ae Dil Too Mohabbat Karta Q Hai"

"Karta Hai To Trapta Q Hai"

"Woh Kehte Hain Tum Hamare DIL Ki Dharkan Ho"

"Phir Hamare Bina un Ka DIL Dharkta Q Hai..

Friend

Hundred Words Of An enemy Can Never Give Pain

But

A True Friend's Silence Can Give Hundred Tears

So

Bak-Bak Karty Raha Karo Sakoon rehta hay.

Gud nite

Friend

The 1 who holds ur hand

evry tym wen u need support,

Iz surely a gud friend;

But a TRUE FRIEND iz 1 who holds

ur hand more tightly whn u say

"leave me ALONE"

ASSLAM O ALIKUM

Apni sochon ko paani k Qatron se zyada shafaaf rakho,

Q k jis tarha Qatron se darya banta hai,

isi tahra sochon se EMAAN banta ha

ASSLAM O ALIKUM

Apni sochon ko paani k Qatron se zyada shafaaf rakho,

Q k jis tarha Qatron se darya banta hai,

isi tahra sochon se EMAAN banta ha